The Clueless Associated Press

The Associated Press reported recently that Wichita’s Louie the Clown, an amusement park dummy that had been missing 10 years, was found (GASP!) in the home of a sex offender.The AP offers no word on Louie’s condition or whether he was examined for, uh, any damage.The AP is the outfit that several years ago breathlessly […]

Humor: Nebraska Politicians Propose Sex-Offender Amendments to the Bible

They’re not clear on exactly how they intend to make it happen, but some Nebraska politicians are proposing amendments to the Bible.We have obtained a copy of some of the proposed changes, which still are in draft form. The politicians are reviewing them to see if they can be made even more harsh.Here are four […]